nintendoggystyle:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of website

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at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

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That awkward moment when you think your brother is smart and then…

the phone rings, and your brother answers, doesn’t know how to hold said phone, but is smart enough to tell some random guy that says “I am your parents’ friend, Jonar” that mom and dad are not at home.

I am sorry, but if someone calls and he can’t speak proper dutch, doesn’t want to say his name, and doesn’t get your name right despite claiming to be your parents’ friend, you fucking don’t say “mom and dad are not at home.” 

fucking idiot.